Plot twist: The villain kills the main character and his girlfriend levels up her personal character development and takes over as protagonist.
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Calliope's anti-sleeping majyyks.
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being tumblr famous doesn’t automatically entitle you to be a cunt to random people who are just trying to get to know you, remember this is still just a website, we’re all still antisocial losers looking for acceptance so if you think having a lot of followers makes you ‘famous’ in real life, GET a life. I have a lot of followers and you don’t see me acting like a spoiled, selfish bitch. seriously some people on this site need to grow the fuck up.
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I didn’t know Siri did this, but I was just seeing what she would say, this is really great actually. This makes me happy
this is fucking awesome
I just tried it on my phone and it’s true
siri also responds with this if you say “i want to shoot/cut/hang/etc. myself”
+1 for apple
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I made a thing
Enjoy smelling ma poops bitches.
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